Right, let’s talk about racing today, shall we? The Monaco Grand Prix, specifically. It’s faintly surprising that there are still races in Formula 1, isn’t it?

There are two key questions: when will Nelson Piquet crash out, and how many other cars will he take with him? I’ll be keeping an eye on him on Twitter, and also Kazuki Nakajima. He’s comfortably the heaviest man in the top ten, and in what seems to be a good car. He could be interesting.

Jenson Button looks like he ought to win, though Kimi Raikkonen with KERS could pip him to the first corner.

I’m backing Felipe Massa for a podium for some reason, despite being slower than his team mate and starting back in 5th. Sebastian Vettel from 4th on the grid is light, so should get out of the way before long, and something is bound to happen to Rubens Barrichello, who starts 3rd.