It’s wet, and the race is starting behind the safety car. So what they heck is going to happen in the Chinese Formula 1 Grand Prix? Lord only knows.

But I’m picking Robert Kubica to finish in the points. In tricky conditions the classy drivers ought to shine, and he’s starting in the pits, so he’s likely to be heavy and handy. The other one is Mark Webber, who is Australian and therefore contractually obliged to be blinding in the wet.

Now it’s over to Twitter for continuing thoughts.